1.       Sir Blackhelmet is saying "Give us back the towels or else you will pay the fine"  

2.       You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.  

3.       Does this make my butt look big?  

4.       Something smells funny . . .  

5.       Wanna spend the "knight"?  

6.       New Enforcer to improve club attendance--85% or die!  

7.       UC-Merced clones Roman gladiator--Surprise guest speaker.  

8.       That #*&*&# brother-in-law!  

9.       Gary the Knight Hogston is looking for a car buyer! 

10.  The things you have to do to keep peace in the family! 

11.  For example, take my brother-in-law . . . please!  

12.   Is this a dagger I see before me?  No, just the nose plate.  

13.   Gary's dark side. 

14.   For peace of mind, when motoring, always wear your Honda Helmet!  

15.   Now I can finally dust those ceiling fans!

16.  He's Back in Black! 

      17.  And they said I was getting a black BELT?